“I had a wart on my finger. Nothing would budge it. Then I saw your site. I touched the image on your front page with my finger, and the next day the wart was gone! Thank you Elastic Madonna!”
Bill, Wyoming, USA
“I was so sure I’d failed my exam. A friend told me about your site. I read about what you found and I prayed to the Elastic Madonna. I got an A!”
Kyra, Sydney, Australia
“Paul showed me the Elastic Madonna in his office. I couldn’t believe it. It really looks like the Madonna and child. I touched it and I could feel a force running through me. For the rest of the day I was coding like a Google programmer (and I don’t mean producing really bad and ugly GUIs)”
Richard, Melbourne, Australia
“One of the guys at work had a disk drive that kept showing bad sectors. He placed it in front of a monitor with a browser window open to the Elastic Madonna web page. Miraculously the drive stopped showing bad sectors. We now place all our broken computer equipment in front of that picture. It is truly a miracle!”
Roger, Cambridge, UK
“I had printout of the elastic madonna website a friend gave me, since I don't know much about the interweb. I did not believe at first. Then I got a papercut and it got infection. My friend showed me the website, as I read the testimonials I saw the light! the next day my infection was cured!!”
Miguel, Panama
“I used to suffer from erectile disfunction - until I let the Elastic Madonna into my life. Now I never have to respond to those Viagra emails ever again! Thank you Elastic madonna”
Martin, Sydney, Australia
“I’m not religious. However I have found 101 uses for elastic bands. Your site made me realises there are 102 - thank you Elastic Madonna”
Alice, Washington, USA
“...I printed a picture of her and hung it from my rear view mirror. That evening cars almost seemed to move out of the way for me. Also, I don’t recall having to stop for 1 red light, yellows every time”
Bill, Miami, USA
“Moments ago I was a useless cripple. Now, thanks to the Elastic Madonna I can indulge my lifelong dream of writing website testimonials. Thank you Elastic Madonna. It is truly a miracle.”
F. David, North Fitzroy, Australia
“...the Blessed Virgin has touched you in a very special way. I pray to be touched in this way myself one day...”
Rob, Australia