Q. Did you guys really find this, or did you just glue a rubber band together?
A. We certainly found it this way. It was just lying in the street - waiting for someone special to pick it up.
Q. Have you thought about selling it on ebay? Lots of lesser artefacts have been sold there for big money!
A. At the moment we aren’t selling the Elastic Madonna. She has brought us too much luck to part with her.
Q. The Madonna and Child is a holy symbol. Won’t you burn in hell?
A. God works in mysterious ways. Who are we to judge? It is a miracle!
Q. Is a private viewing possible?
A. At this stage, private viewings are not possible. Unfortunately there are just too many people asking for private viewings, and we can’t cope with the numbers.