From: XXXXX
Subject: Elastic Madonna
Date: 4 July 2006 5:16:23 PM
I lost my bike light. I thought all was lost and I'd be forced to endure yet another train trip on the evil connex train network.
Then I remembered your site and I was inspired! I carry a small torch for breakdowns and managed to attach it to the handlebars using the same material Our Lady has chosen to reveal herself to you.And the blue heavenly light from the LED is truly divine!
Thank you elastic madonna!
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Elastic Madonna
Date: 4 July 2006 5:16:23 PM
Your a pack of heretick bastards who should rot in hell for what your doing. Our Holy Mother is sacred and you're turning Her into a laughing stock and you think your so clever and funny and I think you'r all hoping to make money, because that's all you bastatrds do. We'll, Jesus will have the last laugh because Judgement Day is coming and you scum will die in hellfire and asch and your skin will rip from your boddies and your eyeballs will fry and then well be in Heaven laughing at you and it will be your own stupid fault and all because of a rubber band! HA! Die scum!
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Elastic Madonna
Date: 3 July 2006 3:41:53 PM
I'm generally a cynical person by nature, but having seen the Elastic Madonna with my own eyes, I am at last convinced of the truth. She has been revealed to me in all her beauty. Sitting quietly in repose, hidden in a secret place known only to her discoverers, I was honoured to be taken to her Elasticated Presence, and now I can only say I am in awe of her Beauty and Goodness. I could not touch her - that is not allowed - but I stood back, and as I looked upon her, a warmth stole over me, and a sense of calm.
I now believe that the Elastic Madonna has come to humanity in our hour of need, to show us the true meaning of compassion and love. In this form, she teaches us that we must stretch out the hand of friendship to our enemies, stretching like an elastic band of love across the world, and sharing peace and goodness with all who wil hear her message of love.
Leanne
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Elastic Madonna
Date: 30 June 2006 5:34:05 AM
I just to drive home from work in horrible traffic, always getting stopped by every red light. Until I stumbled across you the “Elastic Madonna,” after reading other testimonials I printed a picture of her and hung it from my rear view mirror. That evening cars almost seemed to move out of the way for me. Also, I don’t recall having to stop for 1 red light, yellows every time.
Bless the Elastic Madonna,
Bill, Miami, FL USA
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From: XXXXX
Subject: The Elastic Madonna
Date: 28 June 2006 9:51:10 AM
Very interesting, but beware of holy relics made of elastic - they are liable to snap back in your face! Do you call yourselves 'The Elastic Apostles' or 'The Holy Elastic Band'? This 'find' raises more questions than it answers. Is the rubber subject to transubstantiation? How far will its consequences stretch? Will Bobby Vee's 1962 hit song 'Rubber Ball' be adapted for religious worship? Should all future crosses be carved from the cinchona tree?
All these claims seem a bit 'rubbery' to me.However, it could be 'Rubbery to be in the rimeright for a while'.
Regards,
Clive
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Elastic Madonna
Date: 23 June 2006 6:19:02 PM
Dear Purveyors of Holy Rubber,
I am not sure whether to believe your site or not (I have been fooled before).
Surely if this is real then the Blessed Virgin has touched you in a very special way. I pray to be touched in this way myself one day.....
Would a private viewing of the item be possible?
Rob
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From: XXXXX
Subject: No Subject
Date: 20 June 2006 3:08:31 PM
My children find your blasphemy! Now I must to add yoyr site to the net nanny. If it is not porno it is idiot like you give the internet bad name. You will get your deserves.
Elina
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Elastic Madonna
Date: 19 June 2006 3:58:32 PM
I thought you might like to hear my story.
As a kid I once swallowed an elastic band, but it never came out - the doctor said it might have got into a knot and will not pass - I think it must got shaped into the elastic madonna position because I have never got stomach cancer.
I love your site.
Peter
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Testimonials
Date: 19 June 2006 9:40:41 PM
Loved the testimonials. I tried touching the picture on my screen. Now all I have is a fingerprint on my screen!! I was hoping for more.
Jane
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Elastic Madona!
Date: 18 June 2006 3:42:02 PM
Is this site for real? Do you guys really show the mail you receive?
It looks fake btw.
F.J
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Ebay it!
Date: 18 June 2006 1:22:22 PM
I once put a bid on the madonna on a pizza
can you tell me if this is for sale on ebay?
Julie
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Elastic Madonna
Date: 18 June 2006 6:58:31 PM
I used to believe in aliens, but people thought I'm mad, but since seeing your site, i know i'm not alone.
Magic happens!
Jesse
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Angry
Date: 17 June 2006 2:21:32 PM
dear mr Elastic madona (for you must be a male - as you are so pig-ignorant), myself and my fellow sisters see this site as an abomination to the good virgin - to suggest she is so pliable makes my blood boil - I know where you live and certainly know where you are going (hell).
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Your web site
Date: 16 June 2006 3:33:11 AM
Dear web Master I cannot help but express by disquiet regarding your site, I am one who is tolerant of others beliefs - even if they are all wrong and going to hell as a result - that is thier choice, but to blaspheme one of the great icons of the 20th century is a sin - to think of all the good elastic bands have done for man kind, and here you are ridiculling them - makes me so angry.
Alexie
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Osama
Date: 15 June 2006 5:43:21 PM
You thieving bastards - I have an elastic Osama Bin Laden (I'd love to show you but he is in hiding)
Anonymous
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From: XXXXX
Subject: The Madonna
Date: 14 June 2006 11:56:43 AM
If only you could find in your hearts the good that comes from the Madonna not the twisted evil your site represents.
Love, Lyndley
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From: XXXXX
Subject: Elastic Madonna
Date: 14 June 2006 9:58:45 PM
my sister had cancer - but no more. the elastic madonna is a miracle (PS my sister died)
Ralph